I’m a bit late to this party but can anyone give me a satisfactory explanation for why every single member of Trump’s inner circle - not the generals or policy experts or senior diplomats who don’t care about GOP politics but only about the responsibilities of their positions - looks like a character from a very…

Alternative Fact: Jesus was no hippie!

To be honest everyone, although I laud and applaud Randy Bryce, I sincerely wish that Paul Ryan’s sole challenger was an enraged Polar Bear.

Even without Russian hacking and power-plays in the Baltic, Brexit and The Mission Of The Maybot, Leo Veradkar-The-Closeted Tory, the still ongoing austerity nightmare in Greece and Spain and the sudden fungal spread of rightwing authoritarianism in Eastern Europe:

Build Quality, Lights AND Macros.

NO-ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!

I salute your perspicasity, sir.

My fellow Stoncils, as regards your assertions, I have made similar experiments to yours;
I have discerned that placing the tears of children, plus minerals gathered from regions of great physical danger and placing them within giant glass cubes, will cause an increased rate of damage to TVs caused by fly-swatting -…

If you have access to small, stupid and incredibly easily socially manipulatable humans and are not willing to abuse them in a socially obvious way, I recommend using them as repair technicians.
It’s very simple: Their little hands can get anywhere and you can pay them with ice-cream. Tell them they are ‘Geniuses’ and…

A non-Apple Approved screwdriver, surely.

I was going to recommend using crushed obsidian crystals gathered by hand from the rim of an active volcano (as they are of similar hue as the dead insect) and the tears of a small child (preferably acquired by slapping a toddler repeatedly) as they carry within them the essence of anger and frustration upon all…

When I bought my 3D HDTV with voice, gesture and face-recognition and internal memory storage and internet-enabled translation options and surround-sound and multiple connection options from SCART to RGB to USB 3, I thought: “C2H6OFTW, this is it. This is the babe magnet. This is the ultimate party attraction. I’m…

The way things are going, it might soon be a good time to move to Mars.

You should read a book called ‘Stark’ by Ben Elton.

The ‘New Boss Must Dismantle And Defame The Legacy Of The Old Boss’ rule of corporate business. Trump’s still running the Presidency as if he’s a boss, in a company, where everyone has to do what he says or get fired.

Stupid people, like the entire GOP base, believe with all the faith in their tiny, cruel and selfish hearts, that Communism equals Tyranny.

Lindsay Lohan is my kind of woman. I’ll never not ‘heart’ her. Looking forward to her being in serious crime dramas a few years from now. It’ll be her thing.

I’m thinking the script she was sent read like this:

What can I tell you? Great minds think alike!

I was 17 and found myself wandering onto a French beach near Grande Plage. A group of people walked past me and they were all topless. At least half of them were women.