"I could be upset about it," Meek said, "but I'm planning on inheriting the earth later, so who gives a fuck?"

What an absolute class act. He couldn't have handled the situation any better. You really gotta hand it to Evan Meek for grooving that pitch in to Jeter.

Wow, how blunt of her.

remember when you could hit people?! I mean I'm 21 so I don't remember such an era but Ditka insists it happened so it must have happened and have been better

Psalms 3:16 is where baseball's unwritten rules can be found.

Not even "Stableboy to the Court of Carl XVI Gustaf" would make this whiter.

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

But as we've already seen, the publicizing of domestic violence as an issue does cause more women to report abuse.

Keith Olbermann Doesn't BELIEVE How Much His Sister-in-Law Makes Every Day From Home!

Keith Olbermann Asks The NFL If It's Ever Heard Of The First Amendment

Keith Olbermann Punches the NFL In the Face, Drags It Out Into The Lobby, Sends It A Copy Of Said Punching Via FedEx, Tells The NFL That It Wasn't Really All That Bad, Leaks The Video to TMZ, Is Ordered Into Its Manhattan Offices, And Then Sits And Watches The Video With It Just Laughing His Ass Off

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"Keith Olberman PUNCHES the NFL in the Head SO HARD it Passes Out and STRIKES an Elevator Railing on the Way Down and then APOLOGIZES for its Participation in the Incident Once it Comes To"

In Baltimore this is considered business casual.

I think the real shame is that a full-grown man or woman would wear any jersey.

What's up with the ass lickers who laugh in the background?

I don't know about him being watchable. It is un-watchable to listen to him drone on about his old friends and bosses and coworkers during every story. He has about 5 total guests that he welcomes back over and over and over and over again.

I think we are all grateful he doesn't play for the Pooptons.

Wait until the video comes out.

We gotta listen to Olbermann on this. No one knows more about getting fired for being a dick.