We always called these bush axes - and they work very well.

You have a much higher opinion of your average upper management toad than I do.

That's very true. I get paid for what I know, not what I do.

I think these dipshits should wise up and start lying on their careerbuilder surveys or they're going to ruin it for the rest of us.

Beastmaster & The Neverending Story would both be awesome.

I had the same experience watching The Goonies recently with my kids, it's aged very well.

Granted, encryption completely changes the game...but if you're one of the very small percentage actually encrypting data or just taking security in general seriously, this article probably doesn't apply to you.

If I have media and/or the right tools on my USB drive anythings possible. Unix, Linux, Windows - all of them have fail safe methods or 3rd party tools that you can use to reset admin passwords.

This is a non-story. With physical access all bets are off, any OS, any platform.

Negative, he never lived in the White House.

Mexico is in North America.

I think that's up for debate. I prefer Dell for x86 servers and I'll take IBM power7 & Bladecenters over whatever 5 year old Itanium systems HP is trying to push.

If you read the article you'd see that they'd make over $6,000 on either iTunes or Amazon for selling 1000 albums, so yeah it's a little different.

I agree with some of the folks below that you should definitely include burpees and pullups. I would also suggest jump rope just because you can get a nice rope for $10 and it's a great addition.

I thought it was her.

You have failed me for the last time, Commander.

God knows we've never accidentally misspelled anything or mistyped something. That would make us complete fucking morons. These stupid morons really deserve what they get for being so idiotic. Lusers.

I think these are targeting business partners. Dell desktops are ok, but their servers are the best x86 servers you can get right now in my opinion. Super quick & solid rails, good hardware and cheap. When you need a rack with 20-30 servers in quick it's hard to beat Dell. I prefer IBM blades (and power hardware…

That made me laugh and laugh...of course in my head I replaced "device" with penis.

Dude, you should get starred for those two comments. I almost messed my monitor.