I was shown a number of new ways that these cars will interact with my phone

I wish I could go back to your system haha

Shut up and take my money.

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If Miata is always the answer, how about a Miata wagon/shooting brake? A new version of the clownshoe maybe?

Every SUV at least.  Back from whence you came, you abominations!

Yeah, the soap aisle at the grocery store is a “get through it as fast as I f’in can!” thing. I start clearing my throat and coughing, and if there is a bottle of detergent on the floor broken open, it’s always some stuff that reeks like hell, like Gain. There are a lot of bad smelling things I would take before I…

The biggest highway in North America not being in the United States is genuinely surprising 

This why the only modified motorcycles I like are Cafe Racers and Streetfighters. Choppers and cruisers leave me cold apart from classic bobbers that are performance than looks

I would prefer crosswalks protected by retractable bollards, the sort used to stop semis from entering nuclear power plant operations.

You are absolutely right with all of those examples.

I’ve personally never “developed a taste for” anything. The only thing I eat that I didn’t like from the first bite is broccoli. I tolerate it now, but do I love it? Hell no. I absolutely hated tomato anything from the first time my mom chopped up spaghetti and shoved it in my mouth. My sister is 6 years older and she…

God help me, I can sense the incoming eye-roll but for some people, it’s kinda like IPAs. I drank mostly lagers until I ran out late one night/morning (I worked overnights and more or less lived clock-shifted for years) and the only game in town was the four Dogfish Head 90 minutes that a friend had left in my fridge.…

I love coffee. People like different things. This life.

You can rent a whole lot of trucks from Home Depot for $40,000. 

The 3 hatch is so much nicer and only a bit more though...

kinja is going to fail me, so here is in plain text:

Nice callback

The US has 300% more vehicle deaths per capita than Germany. How does Germany do that? Not with any of that BS you wrote about. They have strict licensing requirements and good transit infrastructure.