Said it before, and I’ll say it again: I’d never get into EVE Online, but reading about it is endlessly fascinating. 

“Whoa.”

The only reasonable answer is to dramatically increase the dildo density.  Once everything is dildos, dildos will cease to be distracting.  

You might want to ask film and television Production Assistants how they feel about that.

For me it’s sorta like a virtual dollhouse. Something I play for a few hours at night to unwind from the day. I’ve clocked about 600 hours, so... Yeah. I guess I’m enjoying it?

It is and it isn’t. It’s the first “real” animal crossing game I’ve played, and it is essentially a chore/collection simulator. Basically the whole point is to decorate your island as you please and get all the furniture/emotes/seasonal furniture instructions. I spent the last two nights running back and fourth on a…

I’ve commented on this before and I find there are some people who really like the modern-day stuff. For me the game creaks to a massive halt whenever I have to do the Animus shit. I think it’s boring and unnecessary, and in a game where the period-era story can drive the narrative entirely I don’t really understand…

“Or you can just ignore that stuff and focus on the standalone stories told in each game’s historical sections.”

When I can get past the captcha loop, the shipping page doesn’t list US for an address.

Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

This. As someone who grew up with only Nintendo consoles, I was so thrown off when I first played Kingdom Hearts and the lower X-button was confirm instead of the O on the right. To this day it takes time to adjust when I’m jumping between Switch and PS4. 

Sony should leave Japan’s mappings the same and change the rest of the world. I’m real tired of confirm/cancel being opposite on Sony and Nintendo consoles

I am going to be one of those idiots saying “Red ___ Standing By” on voice chat at the start of every match. I apologize in advance.

As is usual with these sort of things, this probably means they have plans for their own Mario hardcore xxx game.

This. And companies like Ebay, Aamzon, Etc. could not let people resell pre-orders. It’s obvious and blatant price gouging. But greed wins out. Nvidia doesn’t care who buys as long as they sell. Ebay is more than happy to take a cut of the sale and look the other way.

- Enable two factor for orders, so you can’t complete it without a confirmation text code.

Exactly this. Don’t get on your hypocritical high horse and preach about FOMO. That’s the not the problem. The problem is the damn bots. Customers just wanting to buy a new product shouldn’t have to be competing with bots.  

Gotta be honest, getting real sick and tired of bots and scalpers ruining any kind of product launch. I feel like we should have come up with a way to stop these ass holes by now. I know FOMO is a big factor and we should all be patient but still, this is bullshit. I’m not even in the market for a 3080 but I was…

its nice to be worried about dumb consoles for a change instead of EVERYTHING else in 2020.