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With you on the pecan pie. Bitter nuts in diabetes goo? Oh please, where do I sign up.

Pumpkin pie is the worst. There is no debate

I think it’s sweet that Nick Jonas’ mom will do his laundry when he’s home. You got to enjoy that shit while you can, that closeness, because you get old and your parents get sick and/or die and all you have left are photos and pie recipes that make your kitchen smell like childhood. TLDR: be careful asking people

11. Created a burner account so he could comment on The Root.

men can be feminists, but don’t trust a single fucking one who makes a living off feminism.

Wait. Taco Bell isn’t high quality?

Adjuncts are, of course, far more likely to be female than tenured professors are.

I think the suggestion that he’s gay is totally off-base. Men have low libidos too, and men can be fussy about sex too. It’s harmful to presume that every low-libido man is actually gay, since it forces performative gender roles on men and women and leads to people talking around or dismissing the actual issue causing

My homegirls standing to my left and my right.

Hell yeah we just get a Living Single theme song chain started!

Whenever this life gets tough, you gotta fight.

...Keep your head up, what? Keep your head up, that’s right.

...In a 90s kind of world, I’m glad I’ve got my girls.

Nice to see Chris Pratt getting gout and about.

I met David Sedaris at a reading once, and since it was near Easter, I made him an Easter basket with good chocolates and all kind of stuff from the head shop in our town: Wipe Away Your Sins towelettes, Lip Balm For Gay Men, etc. - and topped off with a pack of Kool menthol cigarettes. (He still smoked then, and

I met her at a book signing in like 2007 and when I told her my name she said, “You’re shittin’ me,” and asked to see my driver’s license. (It was admittedly weird of me to ask her to make it out to my full name.)

I generally agree, but I find it rather strange that the letter never once mentions how his/her fiancée feels about this situation considering that this is her sister. We know the LW feels the sister is a user and a nightmare and would rather she not come at all if she insists on bringing her children with her, but

The best advice my mother ever gave me was to never marry a person with a shit family. Do you know what I’d be dealing with for the rest of my life? Or until every one of them/I dies? Their shit family. And you know what else happens as time progresses? EVERYTHING GETS WORSE. The parents get dementia. The sister gets

I was wondering that myself. I can understand why the fiancee might not want to stir the turd with her sister, but come on, it’s the responsibility of the person with the shitty relative to step up and deal with it. If they don’t want to, well...red flag. I mean, if my partner and I ever make it legal, I’m not going

Nah, you don’t actually have to invite her, and the proof is right there in her ‘We’ll see about that’ response. You invite people to your wedding who are there to support you, on your day, as you embark upon the wonderful experience of having your relationship legally and religiously authorized and recognized. Her