James Woods doesn’t think a 24 year old dating a 17 year old is bad. He thinks a 24 year old guy dating a 17 year old guy is bad.

KfC, however, is unimpeachable.

I work two miles away and Amy’s Drive Thru is excellent fast food. I’m not a vegetarian, but the burger and fries are legit. Everything I’ve had there (broccoli mac ‘n cheese, chili cheese fries, milkshakes, etc.) is really good and the service is excellent. The place was packed for months after it opened and is still…

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

Somebody hungry for a knuckle sandwich and a bottle of punch?

Dear MVP,

Has MVP’s boyfriend met a specific person he wants to sleep with hence he’s come up with this? I would probably think so...

I know what the butt is.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

I happened upon a husky mix 5 years ago and after several weeks of searching for her home with no luck, decided to keep her. She is the sweetest dog but Jesus is she hard work. They’re escape artists and runners and will not stop. After an entire year of obedience school and a real-time GPS collar, we’re a lot…

I’ve lived with pretty severe bipolar disorder I since I was 14 (diagnosed only at age 28, but the symptoms set in far, far earlier than that). I know the pain of being so depressed you can’t get out of bed for days at a time, so much that even the thought of showering is too exhausting to accomplish. I know how it…

For the longest time, I genuinely believed Elan Musk to be a brand of perfume.

If that was a scolding then your parents were very kind, lol.

Because it scares the fuck out of you when a predator does this to you. As soon as she felt powerful enough, she had him removed from the venue.

400 cats, wow, Beth Stern is just a few tax brackets away from a Hoarders episode. Kidding, 400 cats is amazing. I say that as someone who fosters cats and kittens, that shit gets expensive and labor intensive. Spay and neuter your cats, people, kitties are slutty and positively Duggarish on birth control.

It actually looks like he intentionally runs into her. Then pushes. There was initially plenty of room and then she curves to give even more room. But he adjusts to push her.

Wow, this is sweet enough to cut through my dour Monday mood. It’s the antidote to the Nev wedding pics.

This was an excellent rant. I’m assuming the singing clown is a metaphorical clown and not a literal clown? If not - YIKES!

“There is no relationship. That’s not ‘relating,’ you know what I mean? Relationships are about connection, and sometimes rifts and repairs, but he’s clearly not interested in any of that.”