I suspect he’s going into deep cover to distract us from his real next role: portraying Morrissey in a Smiths reunion tour (for which the band surely would receive well over $100 million), so that Morrissey doesn’t actually have to go on tour and Johnny Marr and Andy Rourke don’t have to be in the same room as…

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

Hey - why don’t you stop using the full spelled-out version of the n-word in your posts? That’s the generally accepted custom, on Jezebel and other news outlets. As you probably know from the article above or if you have a working baseline understanding of American race relations, it’s an incendiary racial slur, and…

Not an African American person (not American, not Black), so take what I’m about to say with an extreme grain of salt, but:

I’m already drunk and it’s not even 9am. Who’s the seersucker now?

You’d never expect that those 2 brothers wrote a song called “Don’t Look Back in Anger”

No. Rasmussen skews way, way high. Quinnipiac had one this morning that put him at 37% IIRC.

I think we’re really reading too much into this. She’s wearing a white dress. She just didn’t want to get Cheetos dust on her hands.

Not since Lorena Bobbit have we encountered a woman who so efficiently disposed of a Weiner.

I’m disappointed that Rosie is telling people to be nice to Ivanka. Yes, it is shitty to be Disgusting Daddy’s favorite, I’m sure. He gives off definite psychological incest vibes, and I hope he never acted on his interests. However, Ivanka is a married, adult woman who was handed a shitload of money and power and is…

And now Leo will go to Cannes, and find another young Victoria’s Secret model upon whose youth he will feast until she reaches old age pre-maturely at 25, all her vigor and joie de vivre sucked out by Hollywood’s most beloved wolf-succubus mixed-breed.

Anyone else ask themselves “Exactly how many kids does Bristol Palin have now!?” And click link just to see? Who can keep track?

i bet that cake tastes fuckin gross and i am mad about it

Is it dusty in here?

Let’s not forget that Ted Nugent classic “Jailbait” where he talks about wanting to rape a 13 year old and suggests that instead of arresting him, a police officer should rape her, too:

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

I know Leo is a total douche, but y’all, I rewatched Romeo+Juliet for the first time in years the other night, and good lord, he was SO PRETTY. And Claire Danes, the goddess of the 90s. Sigh...

Sorry! Best gossip today is that my baby is a year old. Too impatient for SNS!