Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”
This whole bracket poll has just made me realize what we need in this difficult time in our nation’s history; is wine in a juicebox.
Having lived through the seventies, this thing gives me the creeps because it talks like every adult male who went through e.s.t. seminars, smoked weed, had a hot tub, and wanted to have inappropriate conversations with me at my parents’ parties as a tween/young teen.
Kristi didn’t mean any harm!
IF GOING TO BED HELLA EARLY TURNS INTO ANOTHER CAKE DEBACLE I AM QUTTING KINJA
I’m a borderline alcoholic, so...
Eartha Kitteh! What a great name for a cutie pie!
Eartha Kitteh once saved my life! One of the pilot lights on the stove had gone out, and she woke me up by vomiting as the apartment filled with gas. We would both be 100% dead if it wasn’t for the fact that you can NEVER sleep through the sound of a cat vomiting.
Casey Affleck was brilliant in Manchester by the Sea and absolutely deserved his Oscar.
On a personal level, the modern waxed chest trend kind of weirds me out and I am perfectly fine with my men being hairy. But on a societal level, GOOD, FUCK YOU ALL, I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SHAVE MY FUCKING LEGS TO BE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YOU CAN ALL SUFFER ANNOYING HAIR REMOVAL FOR DUBIOUS AESTHETIC REASONS TOO.
Hey Bobby, where do watermelons go in the summer? Answer: John Cougar’s Meloncamp. Carry on.
Freedom of Speech doesn’t protect you from another US Citizen saying “I don’t like the thing you are saying.” It protects you from the government locking you in jail cause you said that thing. The guy who tackled the flag waving racist went to jail and paid a fine. There was no government action against the flag…
freedom of speech sometimes comes with consequences, my good bitch.
Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?
Are you insane? Give me Helsinki anyday over freakin’ Oslo.
On Wednesday February 22, it was brought to my attention that the president of Finland keeps as his companion a…
If my Facebook feed is any scientific proof, the people who use hashtags like #Blessed and #Awakened are: a) rarely “blessed” or “awakened” and b) usually one post away from an epic public meltdown that makes using my data plan so worth it.