literally every time I get a haircut I think it’s horrendous until I get that cape off and go into better lighting. it’s like my makeup disappears. I don’t think I’ve ever liked a cut or color while still in the studio.

I don’t mind a bit of chit chat.

Hello no haters please and thank you

1) Dice turkey

I loved the Frances the Badger series by Russell Hoban. They were more picture than actual reading. But I adored them. And they are good for beginning readers.

My cat does this. Except he never spills the drink. #catsnotkids :o

My cat is also really into straws.

A great gift for a teething baby is a donut to lick.

do you ever think that even though your cat is your best friend you are not theirs?

Thanksgiving dinner is so rough when you’ve got hydrophobia.

right? I look at what people consider ‘binging’ or “drinking frequently” and I cringe a little on the inside. According to most studies I am a high-functioning alcoholic.

May I recommend Lallier, if you can find it? Bloody delicious and won’t break the bank. Ditto Taittinger. If you go for domestic bubbly at all, Roederer’s L’Hermitage is always excellent and is generally available. (If you can find anything by Iron Horse, give it a go. I have considerable bias where they are concerned…

I can’t get those peanut butter cups anymore. I’ll eat the whole thing in about two sittings.

He put out a terrible album mid-90’s that I unfortunately had to promote. The band was called “P” which is appropriate because that’s what he looks like he smells of.

...hip hop’s biggest feminist. Ok sure.

Funny thing is they’ve already gone there, but I’m aching for them to take her down a peg to her face.

I’m hoping for those caftans to at least be Lacroix!

Dying to hear Edina and Patsy’s take on the Kardashians.