Her shade comes with a side of hair dressing.
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A Canadian couple who had been planning a huge wedding decided to cancel the event and instead use the funds to help…
I don’t care what KK does one way or the other, but wouldn’t it be a brilliant PR move for her to get Kanye to donate 1 million dollars to mothers living below the poverty line who get no paid maternity leave as a “push present”?
While I was getting in the car to go to my little sister’s funeral...
“I don’t know what you would have done if we hadn’t adopted you- you wouldn’t make a very good prostitute”. (Adopted as a child from a communist country. It was a true statment, but vulgar coming from a parent. Emancipated shortly there after).
You win for Best Comeback.
My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.
Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.
I starred this, but not because I approve of your mom’s behavior.
My mom is an incredible woman but suffers from alcoholism. Sometimes she is a very mean drunk and during those times she has said the most cruel things about my appearance- seizing on my insecurities I had shared with her and throwing them back in my face. But the worst was when she sarcastically said my rape was hard…
“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom
I remember these little shits! I think I still have one!
There’s a Parasitic Worm in Bolivia That’s Making Women Have More Children
Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.
Jezebel Commenter On Jenny McCarthy Having A Radio Show: ‘Ick!’
That’s the joke!
Most embarrassing time I burst into tears: that one time I had a breakdown at the top of the leaning tower of Pisa, and instead of being helpful my family decided to laugh take pictures of me with the highly uncomfortable tour guide.