I worked at a bookstore for many years, and I can attest that situations quite similar to this are, unfortunately, a pretty common occurence. Children were often left to entertain themselves in the kids section while parents either browsed elsewhere in the store or—in a few cases—LEFT to go to other stores/have a…

So far, this is my favorite Wrong Answer :D

God, I hate Jonathan Franzen so much. I seriously clench and shake my fists in anger every time his name pops up. That being said, I love seeing posts related to him show up on Jezebel because I know you detest that cunt satchel as much as I do :)

You beat me to it! Yes, they just renamed a flavor they’ve made for years.

Samesies.

WTF IS this?!

That gif = me when I read his name. Perfect, absolutely perfect use of it :)

Yeah, but they’re just girls. As long as they are able to pop out 19+ kids like mommy, their lives weren’t ruined. GAH I WANT TO PUNCH THIS FUCKER RIGHT IN HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE.

So with you. Low-rise works so much better with my body type. Plus, I have a desk job and I find high-rise and mid rise jeans really uncomfortable to sit in for extended periods.

To me it looks like her dress is smoking. Which is appropriate because this dress is f’ing HOT.

I can’t find a photo of it, but I swear this is an outfit Jennifer Aniston wore on the red carpet in the 90s/early 00s.

This photo fully encapsulates the description of him as a “barely sentient potato.”

Uhm, the dancing horse video is now my favorite video to watch regardless of what state I’m in! Thank you for sharing :)

I thought it was her back until I read your comment. Her barm (back/arm) is weirding me out.

Nice! A burn AND a pun!

Thank you! You made my Monday :)

Why, thank you! Looks like I'm going lipstick shopping this weekend :)

I LOVE this color. Which NARS color is it?

Totally thought they were white chocolate thin mints. And I was so excited. And then I was even more excited because I thought that there was going to be a white chocolate thin mint ice cream bar. I was sad. Then I was immediately cheered up by the fact that there’s going to be a THIN MINT ICE CREAM BAR.