I have to agree with the two bathrooms. My boyfriend and I have different ideas about what constitutes a clean bathroom. I seriously question whether he even knew what a toilet brush was before we moved in together. Plus, he likes to poop and linger on the toilet for like an hour. If we had two bathrooms, I could keep…

Right, like the bombings by anti-abortion terrorists at clinics that perform the procedure?

NO! You're my favorite! OK, I have lots of favorite Jezebel writers, but still! :( I guess congratulations, or whatever. Pft. No, really, though—I am happy for you!! Sad for us.

I have two pretty awful roommate experiences to share. They appear chronologically, as well as from bad to worse:

I was going to ask the same thing!

I'm so happy that Shade Court is a regular feature!! It makes my day :)

And fuck your little brown bag, I've a horse outside.

Wow. What an ass hat.

I second this!

*raises hand*