That will, I guess, be a nice antidote to one of the most racist fear mongering ads I’ve ever seen, that has been playing on a loop on every Fox channel during the entire playoffs.

“Really? I would never. I could never do that. Especially knowing we’re trying to have a kid. Just...just abort mission because they’re gonna have some challenges and we’re gonna have some challenges? I’m mentally tough enough to handle whatever challenge that may present.”

All the more reason this conversation was so important. Where else would the average viewer of this show be exposed to that kind of discourse? 

On the John Belushi track?  He completed it.

Hasn’t Reeves been universally loved for most of his career? I mean all the stories about how much of a great guy he is do go back decades.

How did Matthew Perry Break up Julia Roberts? Good to see she’s reconstituted herself.

Ive always said Keanu is like a capybara. An invasive species that is so cool and gets along with everyone that everyone loves when they appear. I mean, these things are CHILL. I knew of Keanu bc of bill and Ted. I grew up on those films and all of his other films. No one has beef with Keanu. But to wish him DEAD?!…

I’m not familiar with Phoenix’s oeuvre, so can’t comment on that. But as someone who has always enjoyed Chris Farley’s energy, it is objectively hilarious (in a very dark way admittedly) to me to react to the death of the co-star of Black Sheep and Tommy Boy with “I can’t believe this creative genius died while…

Bisexual women have the highest rates of domestic abuse aside from trans women. They are far more likely to be abused and murdered in a relationship than straight people or gay people, like significantly. That’s one reason it matters that all the high profile abuse cases-- Heard, Jolie, Wood-- involve bi women. Depp’s…

Phoebe Bridgers continues to be my favorite person.

But Fetterman said “good night everyone” instead of “good evening everyone”! That’s WAY more important!

A few years ago I remembered seeing a tv journalist ask a news guest in all seriousness, why so many people seem to instantly hate Ted Cruz? The guest answered perfectly “It just saves time!”

Ted Cruz's dad killed JFK is the unfounded rumour. Ted Cruz himself is, however, the Zodiac Killer.

I work in abortion care and lots of people ask to see their tissue afterwards. We need more publicity around that—plenty of people look at their own abortions and it affirms their choice, curiosity, and closure. But for some reason it’s considered “icky” in the mainstream so people don’t talk about it. Another area of…

This is exactly the propaganda we need to counter all those assholes waving pictures of a sleeping two-month-old baby. Let’s saturate the world with it.

I work in abortion care. Can confirm.

You just never do that kind of shit in a good restaurant, chef or waitstaff. The unspoken threat is always there, to cut down on dickishness, but I have never witnessed such a thing, and can’t even imagine it really. That’s reserved for fast food joints and Olive Gardens.

Safer for the other diners now that the restaurant’s Cordened off.

I also feel like people’s definition of “pre-rinse” can be wildly different. For example, from above:

You’d think if there was one person in all of filmmaking who’d be hypervigilant about not letting something like this happen, it’d be Aziz Ansari.