Steak frites, bruh.

The baby is the smartest one present.

Thank you for saying so. The shirt is a lie but the hair is TRUE? On what upside-down planet?!?

I cannot stand Maddie!

One of my favorite forwarded emails was one that said “It’s true. You can even look it up on Snopes!” in the email and provided the link. Only about 13% of links in emails ever get clicked so people would likely take it at face value. The link did go to Snopes where it flatly denied any and all of the contents in the…

I was SURE this was fake, because they had to have photoshopped the weird clip-in feathered bangs on these ladies.... right?

I ate all these people

Two fat-shamers fat-shaming each other? Ha! I love it. They can’t throw any other insults because they’re essentially the same awful person, minus dietary preferences. Super entertaining. Thanks for delivering, internet.

But has the banana girl pooped yet?

Yeah Freelee. Raw Till 4 is what I call your DAD.

Who are the dipshits that are so into anything that they actually follow people on YouTube and make those people rich?

The music got so much worse after they lost T Bone Burnett. And Maddie’s “Wild Card” was so awful, it was like an ill fitting pair of underpants.

I don’t watch the show, but I live in the city and have friends whose livelihoods are tied up in this series, so I’m happy to see it return because that means my buddies are getting work.

If Hayden is healthy and feeling up to it, I would totally tune in for more Juliette and Avery drama. He finally washed his hair, we can’t lose focus now!

Not gonna lie, I hope they bring it back. Although I wish it was through Netflix or Hulu since I don’t have cable. I unabashedly love Juliette Barnes in all her glitzy, monstrous, vulnerable, biting glory.

Don’t get mad at me but....I wouldn’t mind if there was way less Rayna next season hell let her take it off I want Juliette Barnes and Avery 24/7 with a sprinkling of my baes Will Lexington, Luke Wheeler, and Gunnar with just a touch of Scarlett and maybe some new blood a Mickey Guyton type perhaps.

She had just attended a nuclear test.

Either that, or do what they did back in the day, and put these C Listers to work on the Hollywood Squares. It might not be the most dignified work, but it is better than shilling crap on Twitter and Instagram.

Maybe she just got a role playing a cyborg from the future in a really low budget film.