A lot of your friends are being polite. I like kids. I don’t like all my friend’s kids. I also don’t volunteer to tell them “Hey, your kids a little shit”. I’m polite, and I lie and say he’s cute. Sometimes I like the kid just fine, but it’s been a while and I’d like to cuss or make a joke a little more adult than a…

I wish more people were skipping the Olympics because of the horrifying human rights violation that’s happening in Brazil right now, but I guess the Zika virus is just as dangerous.

No.

My sister in law actually runs a little company (it’s got three employees - all female) that advise businesses on how to brand themselves and help keep their staff happy and the business successful. It’s working for her. I think if she wrote a book it would be a lot more useful to most people than…

Corporate Feminism™

Rules for success:

Is it just me, or is the term “Modern working woman,” dated as hell?

She’ll also offer fashion advice, like what to wear to dinner with Dad.

In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty stupid shit while completely sober, too.

Alyson Hannigan is 42?!? That’s a major surprise. *salutes*.

Brock Turner’s dad wants to know how many minutes the stabbing took before he decides whether the sentencing is fair or not.

That’s one of the big perks of high school in some places- you can finally wear hats!

Alex P. Keaton: The Next Generation

...at recess, where Logan reportedly likes to practice speeches about Trump.

In Tinker v. Des Moines, the Supreme Court held that the first amendment rights of minors are protected in schools only insofar as it does not “materially disrupt classwork or involve substantial disorder or invasion of the rights of others.” They’ve also upheld public school dress codes as not being in violation of…

Hey, you fuckers who want to complain when we use that Atwood quote because it “diminishes men’s experiences”. Come the fuck at me.

YES.

“How do women still go out with guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We’re the number one threat to women! Globally and historically, we’re the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women.”

Just think - this kind of thing is remarkably commonplace. I personally knew two women who were murdered by their husbands (one with their 6-year-old child), who were just regular, everyday housewifey types. That is why I wigged out when a family member thought it would be funny for them and their spouse to dress as a…

Look us men are busy making laws protecting you from all the transsexual violence that has never happened. Unless a man is in a dress (which has once again never happened but it could!) we as a gender can’t be bothered to pay attention.