I once sent my rent to my internet company. Internet company thought I had just intended to prepay, but when I asked for a refund they cut me a check and it was no hassle at all.

It is the Enell. I don’t think it’s ugly, as sports bras go, but, then, I always wear it under a tank or tee.

Yep. Someone in the original post was all “do not do this, it’s damaging” and I’m like “dude, been doing it for years, my tits are still attached, chill.”

They’ll decide you wanted to prepay $4, 980.

Agreed. Even if you measure correctly and know your size it does not mean that all 38Cs are made the same. Simply put, some brands run small and others run large.

Nope. Different brands calculate it differently. There is no One True Bra Size.

Enell! Enell. Though this guy looks realllll intriguing.

Need. Want. I’m a 34N and I can barely find regular bras that fit much less sports bras. True fax, I’ve been avoiding aqua-aerobics (the only real exercise I can do because of my old-before-their-time joints) because the buoyancy of my tits almost literally suffocates me in the pool. This would be AMAZING. Can it…

The worst part is all the overdraw fees he’s gonna have to pay his bank now.

It's nice to see that phone companies are terrible the whole world over.

“The great themes of Canadian history are as follows: Keeping the Americans out, keeping the French in, and trying to get the Natives to somehow disappear.” - Will Ferguson

I was joking, because that’s a persistent thing people complain about on Jezebel (and io9 and gawker and the rest of the internet). You can relax.

A prank is when I turn my husband’s sat radio to an EDM station and turn the volume up so that when he starts his car in the morning, it’s bass thumping techno.

Or your coworker leaves his Facebook open and you just go on a spree of liking a bunch of really random, awkward pages like My Little Pony and the Confederate flag. Not that I’ve done that...

I have issues with pharmaceutical companies marketing prescription drugs directly to consumers, but I’m OK with making it easier for people to take the medications they need.

I am 100% okay with the flaming death of a company that sells “will commit sins 4 chipotle” shirts. To teens. For fifty fucking dollars.

I feel very old. I have no idea what that is.

Damn! Now where will I go for all my teen-girl clothing needs?

My brother has schizophrenia. His life has value. I could never imagine writing something like that about him. Just FYI people, stop making psycho or schizo into a slur. Stigma is a real problem and contributes to the devaluing of the lives of people who have thought disorders.

“judgmental, self-absorbed, and unreflective,” should be xoJane’s tagline.