Or we could just not care.

It doesn’t have to make sense. According to some of folks around here, if Bey says it, it just “is.”

I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what Garry Marshall was doing directing Cats.

NO WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY CONNIE BRITTON FIX NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING

Things I will miss:

I was never a fan of the movie but when I watched bits of it with my daughter I was blown away by the flight scenes. They were pretty awesome.

The unit was on spoofs. I encourage her to watch Airplane and Airport but Top Gun was her choice. By the way, Hot Shots did not age well.

I am suggesting that old men should stop having kids.

Oh, hello soul sister. Freya Deco is my religion.

That’s even worse! They REALLY ought to know better.

There has been talk amongst my friend circle about them throwing me a “not having a baby shower” because my friends realized I’ve thrown them all bridal showers, bachelorette parties, and countless baby showers and they haven’t had the chance to reciprocate (because I’m childfree) and they feel bad about that. I’m not…

I had multiple people come up to me and ask if I didn’t get the invite because my presents weren’t pink.

She sounds fun and not narcissistic at all.

I hate wedges because they feel like hooves and you walk weird.

Wow. Didn’t know this was a thing. Go figure.
In my day, we just called people collect with the name Wehadababyitsaboy.

Jesus people are annoying

Gender reveals are just excuses for pregnant couples to have extra parties where I have to buy more gifts. Where does it end with these people? (picture Kevin from the office at this point).

Now I desperately want aggressively cute and quirky abortion announcements to be the next pinterest trend

FTFY

STOP DOING THIS STOP DOING THIS STOP DOING THIS STOP DOING THIS OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING DOING THIS

I’m very hhappy that The PCP laced weed I sold you guys worked