I’ll let him take the 1 bedroom apartment lease if I can have the 2005 Dodge Neon.

Did her eye doctor just dilate her pupils or something?

I understand why it’s illegal, but I think everybody would be happier if housing was segregated by family status. I think families with kids would be happier living around the same and I know I would be happier not living around them.

Drawing from actual experience here. Don’t flat out tell your non-parent friend that to see one another “you need to accommodate yourself to my schedule.”

1. Yup.

Am I the only one who thought that was a condom?

Am I the only one who thought that was a condom?

No. So there are more of them?

I unfollowed a friend on Facebook because babywearing was pretty much all she ever talked about. And I don’t care about babywearing one way or the other - it was just so repetitive.

The English version of Wallander. The episode was Before the Frost. I know I’m supposed to favor the Swedish versions but the cinematography is amazing and I love me some Branagh.

I figured he was drunk. But you raise a fair question.

I love crying mugshots. If I didn’t have a job I’d start a blog collecting them.

I watch Law & Order and can’t believe people who can keep it together to give coherent information to the detective who just told them their loved one died violently. I watched an English police drama last weekend and the victim’s daughter started wailing and the inspector had to just leave because she couldn’t talk…

In in my life I’ve vacillated from id*-dominant pro-death penalty, to superego*-dominant “death penalty is inherently immoral” to “it should be outlawed because its application is fatally flawed but hell if I’m going to get upset over some fucknut child murderer being executed. Fuck him.”

Yeah, not ten minutes before you replied to my comment, I took a newswriter to task for using the headline “Man accused of fathering child with 14 year old” instead of “Man accused of rape.”

Their insistence on making every episode a kitchen sink of hot button issues is why I don’t watch anymore.

Edited because I thought I was responding to a different comment.

Sorry. I teach adults so if I did it it would be consensual but a very, very bad idea. That’s the rule I have emblazoned in my brain and forget to adjust for those teaching minors.

I teach adults and while I’m casual in class, I don’t hang with them and I won’t even friend them on Facebook. I’m not their friend and they are not mine. They don’t need to know how much time I spend taking picture of my cats, anyway.

Don’t fuck your students. Don’t fuck anyone underage.

I think I saw this at a professional association meeting. I guess my brain never got past “run.” :/