NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Anyway, no one’s suggesting old men stop having kids.

Her life, whatevs, none my bidness.

I can’t believe I fucking read this. But where’s the part where Webber feuds? I read quotes from Gary Marshall and critic Susannah Clapp. And I guess Scherzinger, although the quote is only attributed to “she” when the previous female name used was Clapp’s.

I remember watching Hot Shots Part Deux in college. I was high as fuck and confused so much by the way Charlie Sheen’s hair length changed every scene. My friends explained that the long hair scenes were flashbacks but, you know, I was high as fuck.

I’ve been hit and miss with Panache. Loved the Tango, hated the Porcelain. And I always seem to need to order a cup size up.

It goes along with my theory that the more you post to social media, the less happy you actually are.

Wedges are the discomfort of a heel with the style of a tennis shoe.

In a low moment, I bitched on Facebook about not getting parties for not hitching my wagon to an abusive loser or getting knocked up with a kid I couldn’t take proper care of. Both my mom and a ridonkulously rich friend asked me what presents I wanted - there were legit going to give me stuff. And other than a house…

I feel good that I helped someone today. Lord knows I haven’t gotten much done at work.

Glad I could help! I don’t know why US retailers are so useless where bras are concerned.

I have never seen them in a brick and mortar store outside of NYC and there it was only lingerie specialty shops. Since I left NYC, I buy bras online only - it’s the only way I can get my size (32F). I usually use barenecesseties.com, figleaves.com, and even Amazon.

I was just on Bare Necessities.com and want the Rive Gauche full coverage t-shirt bra. And tomorrow’s payday!

I tried a couple Chantelles and they didn’t work on me. That was pre-weight loss, though. So maybe it’s time for another try.

I like camis with shelf bras for laying around the house on Sunday. I need a real bra for being mostly upright but maybe I’ll look into this bralette stuff for further lazing about.

I know, right? The irony of someone who doesn’t know what an F cup is accusing someone else of flunking boob school.

I basically have 8 Freya Decos.

Depending on size, age, lifestyle and goals, it could be totally reasonable.

English class? Do tell.

Me, after watching Top Gun at age 11 (when it was a new release): “OMFG BEST MOVIE EVER!!”