Every day, you will climb into that cloth seat. You will insert the key (a real, genuine key as God intended) into the ignition. You will look at that blank piece of plastic covering up the hole in the dash. And you will cry silently to yourself.

Yeah, the crowd at Edinbrugh would eat him alive!

The Asian invaders of indiscriminate nationality and background shall take our KFC Double Downs from our COLD, DEAD HANDS!

Relax, they're still new at this "nouveau-riche asshole" thing.

As my latest comment mentions, Delta Chi here.

I wonder if any of these guys were Delta Chi. When I was in undergrad at Syracuse, our chapter helped found the SUNY Albany chapter, and we ran the ceremony that launched their chapter and the 10 founding members. (Nothing gay happened, and we didn't destroy any cars, however.)

It's bad to mess with another man's automobile, but I want to shake this thief's hand.

Mosley can only wish more Britons were Star Wars nerds like us.

Big whoop. Mazda owners, I will offer to donate the spiders to a PETA member if you donate me your car. No idea how I will remove the spiders, although said PETA member can rest assured that it will be done as cruelly as possible.

Not orange enough.

You could almost say this is the Colonel Gadaffi of headlines.

Hey, any excuse is a good one.

With falling piano, and everything. Man, I had some high school bullies...

My favorite is still Italian Spiderman.

It's a shame Star Power doesn't work as well in real life.

Bring back the Deauville, dammit!

God Bless America for delivering a V8 for Kia prices.

I'm gonna use it to buy a six-pack of beer, which will help me forget how little money I have!

They're still showing off the Essence?

Say it ain't so!