@Donnie_Iris: o hai, am i doin it rite?

@Natzzzzzz: Obligatory:

@jodark: A dark, dark day in Gawker history. May God have mercy on those brave souls.

@Black Knight Rebel: Now stand back! I gotta practice my STABBING!

Problem = solved.

Welcome back, Spinelli.

Don't forget, it was also the ship used to kill the black Stig.

@ieatbabies: Really, "chinks?" You're an 1840s prospector or something?

@Alvaro Ogando: Oh cock.

Hey, this sort of treatment doesn't surprise me. A few years ago my uncle in China crushed three of his fingers while moving heavy machinery, and instead of amputating them the doctors cut an opening in his belly and positioned his fingers inside there to regrow them. He had to sit with his right hand on his stomach…

@Avastmateys: The real tragedy is, why hasn't this comment been promoted yet?

@Jakooboo- Prolific Writer: The arsonist had oddly-shaped feet.

@Oppo-S2K:

@alextsmith: Before the new products even come out? You must hate the Cubs, too.

If Internet blogging had existed in the late 80s, would Lotus be getting the same response?

@oddboxalfa: Motor City, Los Angeles.

@fresnel: Oh God, yes. More of her, please.

I see nothing that can go wrong with this. Nothing.

@j.piatt: I personally like to throw bears into a juicer, then mix with crushed ice in a blender and serve with fresh-chopped banana.

I'm going to take a drink every time I see the word "sheep" in the comments. I expect to be hammered in 5 minutes.