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    Is that a freakin' mouse cursor on the gauges of a car? Man, is that progress, or what?

    Where's Fatty Arbuckle when you need him?

    I'm sorry, but the expression on the guy with the champagne bottle is just hilarious. Maybe this is the sort of thing that goes on behind closed doors at Maybach "studios."

    @Mike Austin: She used to own the entire last page, however, before they demoted her to the Reader Letters section. It's something I'll still never get over. *sniff*

    Hey guys, did you know that Richard Hammond nearly died in a jet dragster accident in 2006? Apparently, the Daily Fail enjoys reminding us of that fact every 5 minutes. Means that Top Gear is "edgy" and "dangerous," and that its presenters live their lives "On The Edge."

    Also, bring back Pippa Garner!

    Finally, C&D magazine layout joins the rest of us in the 21st century. Now would be a good time for me to reinstate my subscription.

    It's only hilarious if that Cayenne Turbo ends up in the shop.

    The grille insert on the hatchback makes it look somewhat "Third World," like it's a generation behind but rehashed for buyers upgrading from a Chinese scooter.

    She turned on the Caps Lock. SHE UNLEASHED THE MOTHERFUCKING FURY.

    Of course it's a motorcycle-themed COTD, it's from Wes! As the owner of a (currently broken) CB550, the 750's kid brother, I approve wholeheartedly.

    She sounds hot. Is she single?

    In something unrelated, can I say wow, what a beautiful building? It manages to be Art Deco and minimalist at the same time. Makes it look like Detroit is, unlike what the NY Times says, still worth saving.

    Just think, somewhere in China on an offbeat Internet automotive blog, commenters pat each other on the back and award brilliant ripostes with a bottle of Breakfast Baijiu!

    Couldn't she just, oh I don't know, grasping at straws here, leave the dealership?

    @A. Beaverhausen: The viewers have to put up with enough ugly men already.

    That's hardly banning gays, is it? They'd just have to find a few more girls to join them. Hardly a slap in the face of Stonewall.