That's it, the human race can go and pack it in now; after the Mona Lisa, the Theory of Relativity, and the Apollo missions, nothing achieved by mankind can ever hope to match this. #miata

@tempesjo: No, you'll have to get the transparent hood for that! Adds madd street cred too, yo. #lexuslfa

Carbon fiber hood strut: now coming to a 1996 Corolla DX with spinners in a Pep Boys parking lot near you! #lexuslfa

I'm not getting my hopes up. Remember, the Dodge Avenger looked good when it was teased, too.

@Alfisted: The car for bimbos and mimbos everywhere. #qotd

Also, Ray, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American", please.

Stick-on fender vents. CAN YOU FEEL THE MOTHERFUCKIN' FURY? #qotd

Her and Murilee in a hot lesbian video? Can a man dream? #pinups

Note to self: I have not gotten one of those letters yet. Must drive harder. #mgb

@Alfisted: We can expect Lutz to have the right turn signal on for the entire lap. #lutzvssiler

Sorry, no Mr T., no movie. Simple as that. #ateam

@pauljones: Coming up next on Jalopnik: pauljones Hates the Kids, Buys a Saturn #chevycamaro

Finally, some common sense in the convoluted and redundant Chrysler lineup. Too bad it had to take the Italians to figure out things for them. #chryslerfiat

@area_educator: fiat. noun A command or act of will that creates something without or as if without further effort. An authoritative determination. An authoritative or arbitrary order.

Nice job Paul! I'm going to pull a skaycog and tell you not to say that I've never given you anything, either. #cotd

@Blackfoot: Thank God the Aveo was only a photoshop. I wish I could say the same for the Hummer... #qotd

@crxtra: "Hello? This is Onstar...we have detected a Cadillac accelerating at a very un-Cadillac rate and through a brief but thorough investigation have determined that this vehicle must have been recently fallen out of an airplane. We are contacting local ATC personnel in assisting the aircraft pilot and alerting…

Good idea, wrong execution. It needs to automatically accelerate for maximum point scoring. #volvos60

@IronicalBalls: It increases the reliability by half. #i6engine

LeMons and Monty Python references go hand-in-hand like, well, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.