@wheatieboy: Have you ever glued 5.25" floppy disks to your denim jacket and come in with a pirate hat as a "software pirate?" Sometimes, even huge nerds like me have to draw the line somewhere. And yes, they were the delicious American sugar pellets, unfit for animal consumption but so addicting you can't stop…
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True story: my disturbingly nerdy high school English teacher appeared as an extra in Jimmy Fallon's movie "Fever Pitch." He can be seen in one of the audience closeups, three rows behind Fallon and up to the right. It's something he's proud of, terrifyingly enough. Idiocracy would have been a way better movie to show…
@AmishJohn: Wrecker? I hardly know her! #accidents
Sidenote: I have that same wheel keychain! I bought it at the Ford museum in Dearborn and had it for years until it finally broke. I'm sure there's a metaphor in there somewhere. #accidents
"The ending we always secretly want to see."
@Franzouse: Lemon party! #pontiacaztec
@Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is: The first few episodes of The Office this season have been passable, but it hardly makes up for the awful past two seasons. I can't stand Jim and Pam anymore, and all the other characters are either too played-out or invisible. #pontiacaztec
Yes, but do the 20 FT-86s combine together to form some sort of unholy colossal robot? #toyotaft86
That image is officially the answer to every "what's the worst that could happen?" question. I should print a wallet-sized card and show it to people who ask that.
@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Needs more DAF and FAF.
What was in it? #accidents
@Jeb_Hoge: My car doesn't have that little arrow either. How hard is it to print a little triangle next to the fuel logo?
I honestly thought that was Jessica Alba. In fact, I'll still continue to think it's Jessica Alba. #maps
Sweet, my second half-COTD! So that means I have one COTD total!
The budget is too big for this. I'd rather see them make it with 39 rubles, some Krazy Glue and a McDonald's sandwich. #russiancars
@BigHarv: On his journey to Alameda (home of the best Brefas Scotch in all of Orange County), Newman (playing a grizzled Polish-American veteran named Kowalski) finds a treasure trove of Project Car Hell Mustangs in Puerto Rico, witnesses a drag race between a DAF and a FAF, stops a pair of dragons from going to town…
@weatherman: Because it's the abridged edition. The full-length edition would probably only fit in low orbit. #gmbankruptcy
Pff, it's only a difference of 200 tons. Just give it to the new Ford F-350 Super Duty. #fail
If you bring a girl back to your bachelor pad and she recognizes what car it is on the wall, make her breakfast in the morning.