I smell a Photoshop contest coming... #michaelphelps

Thanks to Murilee, I now know what "hagiography" is. Who says you can't learn anything on the Internet? #paulnewman

Dodge Nitro owners and onanists were unavailable to comment. #tractortrailers

@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Hah! I'm willing to bet money that this makes COTD. #gm

Oh ok, I suppose that makes sense. After all, Harley's gotta make more room for "distressed" paint jobs on Dyna Glide CVO Fat Bob Customs.

@brake booster by Lucas...I'd better get religion!: Dodge Ram, wheelbarrow edition.

"If the unit is above 10RGs, replace the unit. If it is below 10RGs, you will be directed to perform a series of tests that will effectively raise the billable service hours for the service department, but will perform no useful function."

One's an aging de-facto despot from an Islamic terrorist haven country, the other's a angry media-suppressing revolutionary with a secret heart of gold! What happens when the two of them embark on an epic cross-country road trip across the wilds of South America? Crazy hijinks ensue as Mickey Rourke and Sean Penn star…

James May and Jeremy Clarkson approved.

It's a taxi service in the same way the Ferrari Guy is a "tour bus."

Toyota really is going to hell in a hand Basket.

@engineerd: I saw John Mayer freshman year when he played at the War Memorial in Syracuse. And say what you will about him singing like a girl, but the man can play a mean guitar.

@Z71: Speaking of Mass, the worst invention in the history of the world is the two-lane traffic circle. What the hell is the point? So you can cut people off even more than you already do from living in MA?

Maybe Zsolt got to drive the Bristol because his name is "Zsolt."

@Elhigh: Because China will crush you, Mr. Reagan.

@FTGDWolverineEdition'09: Ha, I saw one of those in Beijing during the Olympics. Never in a million years would I have dreamed the ensuing news story...

@pauljones: I saw two kids at a lemonade stand the other week. It was so adorable that I wanted to take a picture for my Photography class, but then I feared that the parents would have me imprisoned under some obscure child-pornography legalese. Sign of the times, really.

@koolykool44: Literally. I would mount the entire garage on some monster truck wheels and drive it into town every day, across 3 city blocks.

@citroën67: I thought he looked familiar...