@pj134: And of course, better-looking is relative in comparison.

Amazing how taking off the obnoxious guido-tastic Ferrari chrome badge on the front makes the front end look so much lighter.

@BrAff: Grandfather paradox strikes again!

Disc brakes, cowards, indeed. We should add "airbags" and "crumple zones" and "non-rusted frame rails" to that list.

@kerc (wants a Mustang!): I'm with you on this. I love old cars with all my heart, and would probably be willing to stab a few nuns for the chance to own a Bel Air (even the bloated 58-onwards ones), but this video is pretty fascinating and goes to show that the weight and heft of new cars does indeed come in handy.…

@z0iid: *aghast*

@Bentoboxx, Now part owner of General Motors: I would say Brad Pitt, but people would snicker at me.

@Tucker589 is Hoarding James Dean's 550 Spyder: 3 things.

The Schigera lives!

@engineerd: I can't imagine how much 80s glam metal you had to suffer through to write that post. Thanks for taking one for the team.

@pauljones: Hey, the Big Dig made everything better! Right? Right?

@Ash78: And strangle you.

Better hope this guy doesn't, say, need to rely on the cops when his house gets broken into or if he gets carjacked.

@HoonThatFerrari: Syracuse, eh? Maybe somebody made this poster for me, seeing as I got my bicycle stolen here last year?

So it's just another daily commute in (insert state here)?

@Ash78: Don't forget the 7-Up commercials.

I think it looks great, but the roofline is beyond tragic. Looks like a Boxster's hardtop and a swimmer's cap combined.

@maximum-sienna: That's only Camaros. I wonder if he'll be getting his free pie tomorrow?

You people in the Prius thread are all wrong. This is what Wert really drove to his high school reunion.

@Franzouse: Or Madagascar.