@Flathead Smith: America: land of the Zerg Rush. Works for me.

@narf: I'd definitely be interested in any Craigslist ad that mentioned "Project Car Hell" or made special concessions to LeMons pricing. It's how you weed out the Jalops.

Oh noes! Attack of the Red Chinese!

Also, painting "FREE HOT DOGS" on the back window is a sure-fire attention getter.

Sounds like guerrilla marketing at its best. I bet in a few months it'll be revealed as an alternate-reality game promoting KFC Grilled Chicken.

@SCROGGS!!: And fun fact, that silver car in the corner looks like a Honda Beat, one of the more hilariously-named references to onanism the Japanese automakers ever put out.

@bygeorge: Firebird, FUCK YEAH!

Nice price. I'd rock it without irony. Plus, I can laugh at all the tall people with their well-paying jobs and increased sex appeal and sports skills and improved cardiovascular health and perceived notions of intelligence/leadership abilities and their fulfilling of traditional societal views of masculinity in a…

See, who says capitalism is dead? God bless America!

A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored.

At least it's not Lady Gaga. God, I can't fucking stand her.

Your mate's name is Mate! Europeans are so crazy!

@Flathead Smith: A blown tranny.

@CoЯiolis Eff Smites You With The PoweЯ of BuЯbeЯЯy: And now, you can Twitter your entire drug-fueled binge to the rest of us!

This almost makes a Prius redeemable.

I always figured that Hugh Jackman was just an angrier Richard Hammond.

"If you're a sex offender in 13 states...you're a Ford kinda guy."

Once again proving my most insane conspiracy theories: the apocalypse will directly involve Celine Dion.

@FrankGrimes: At least I can sleep tight now knowing that Danny Bonaduce still has a career out there...somewhere.