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    @Analyst: Don't try to take things too seriously around here; I have before in the past and nearly got an aneurysm.

    @Ash78: I raise you:

    @Mobius_1: It's come down to this.

    A lift-off targa top, for that extra wind-in-your-hair motoring. At 20mph.

    I thought Ryan would be a base-spec diesel BMW 318d with the M-package: ultimate douchiness and completely useless.

    @jodark: Right, because this sort of thing happens all the time. That's racist!

    @Mobius_1: If Porsche dominated the world, I would be slightly ok with that.

    He's an angry elf.

    Did this thread open the floodgates for all the douchebags? It's funny what Asian girls can do to people, apparently.

    It could happen, if they started building helicopters and F1 cars.

    Fun story: my last name is Rong, and freshman year I lived next to a guy named Wright.

    That guy is a badass. Besides, that stuff can't be any worse than Maotai:

    In Soviet Russia...this is awesome.