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    This sounds like the beginning of a porno.

    Holy shit. This is the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. I've taken massive diarheeea-laden Chipotle burrito shits that are better looking and more consistent than this retarded-looking box on wheels. It looks like what ipecac tastes like.

    Who shot JR?

    If they actually build it, it could even be seen as China's Toyota 2000GT.

    "shapely hatchback?" Now THAT'S what I call the best April Fool's joke yet.

    Hey, that punk stole our hood ornament! Now no one will know we have the LX package!

    What, like cops need to follow laws and shit?

    @pauljones: Even in this economic climate, there comes a certain point in one's life when your job spinning positive about the fuel economy of muscle cars grinds you down so much that you'd rather be unemployed and drunk for the rest of your days.

    Interesting. When I was looking to apply to the Art Center College of Design in Pasadena for a transportation design major, I mentioned that I had come from an engineering background to one of the professors (he had worked for Fiat and BMW before), and he didn't exactly look like he was cheering me on.

    I really feel for the poor bastard who had to write it.

    I love the lugg-jury single seat in the back. It looks like a Japanese toilet.

    Who's going to play the lead? I bet it'll be Kevin Bacon.

    @Ben Wojdyla: Buy one for cheap, use it 'till it breaks, buy another one for cheap, use it 'till it breaks, buy another one for cheap, use it till it breaks...

    bzr: just crashed my car. feel numb. hear sirens comin. light fadin to blk cant hear sirens nymore see brgt ligh at tunel..ttyl

    Wes is a vegetarian? What happened to him embodying all that is man?

    @abgwin: Is he supposed to look like who I think it is, or would that be too obvious?