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    Meh, 964s were my least favorite in the 911 range. Still, I'd love to drive this to the next PCA event and see how many aneurysms I can cause.

    After watching that commercial, bzr's small heart grew three sizes that day. And then the true meaning of Christmas came through, and bzr found the strength of ten bzrs plus two.

    I think I see the Virgin Mary in his chest hair.

    Did that RS200 really plow straight into a crowd of people?

    They're pulling B-bodies? I know losing weight isn't an easy task, but they don't need to be downright sadistic.

    The guy wasn't patronizing enough. "Monsoon season?" What, the Tata's going to melt in the rain like the Wicked Witch of the West or something?

    Ignorant mayer?

    The automotive industry has officially jumped the shark.

    @DoctorNine: I've seen more smarts blitzing down the highway than in the cities, always two-tone black and some obnoxious color like electric-acid puke lime or something.

    Cubert: Hey, Leela, help me apply these flame decals I got in my cereal. They'll make the ship go faster.

    @A promenading performer: Chinese PBR? For all the hipster douchebags wearing Mao jackets and reading Little Red Books ironically?

    @Skunky: I believe they preferred to be referred to as "gymnasts," not "hookers."

    @Skunky: And wiggers everywhere will still think that putting a wing on the back will turn it into a race car.

    @beercheck: If your ED lasts more than 4 hours, call your mechanic.

    See, the Eco Test is actually like golf. Lowest score wins.

    @elwood: HEY, FUCK YOU, BRAH! YAH FACKIN QUEAH, GO BACK TO NEW YAWK YAH FACKIN YANKEES FAN! GODDAMN-