@engineerd: Your maids actually complain? Mine have learned over years of Pavlov-like abuse and fear to keep their mouths shut. That, and I never take the muzzles off.

@chollo9: I see what you did there. Clever wordplay is rewarded with heart-clickys.

All salesmen and Jehovah's Witnesses must beat a :40 lap time before approaching his front door. Only then does the property owner give them the time of day to listen.

@graverobber: 100% Shovel Ready!: That picture has now successfully convinced me to shave off my burgeoning soul patch. Thanks, graverobber, you succeeded where my friend's pleas didn't.

Sure, we can run SAAB cars at LeMons any day of the week. But can we run SAAB, the car company, for 500 laps and snag the Index of Effluency Award while we're at it?

@The Black Bottle: 30 minutes or it's free, plow through traffic and run over some proles if you have to.

The real question is what it's doing in the middle of Illinois, of all places.

Ever read Hodgman's books? They're actually pretty funny, if your type of humor consists of having a crazy man yell batshit insane things so convincingly that you eventually start to believe him.

@pauljones-feeling the carpocalypse hangover: Ray, I don't think that's a tail.

@creamed_corn: Thanks for reminding me about Mazda! I knew there was a Japanese manufacturer I forgot about. Which doesn't say much about me if I can forget not only the Miata but the awe-inspiring RX-7.

@Ash78: And this reasoned and well-thought-out discussion resulted from a guy calling the entire state "Massholes."

'63 was the best year for the Galaxie, really. Which is tough seeing as Ford gave each year a different grille/tailight setup, starting from 1961.

@bzr used the word carpocalypse on a college paper: Oh, and did I mention the 993?

I want to go out on a limb here and say 1995-1996.

@acarr260: I'd say 1970 just so I can push the Dodge Challenger into there.

@FromaBuick6: Isn't that the same as in America?

So if Roush builds the P-51 Mustang, would this be the Roush Ford Econoline C-47 Skytrain Edition?

@zacarious: I can tell you one thing, at least: in China, those dent-resistant panels would be very popular.

@graverobber: 100% Shovel Ready!: Is he wearing eyeliner? (Oh I'm sorry, guyliner.) Words can't even describe the horror.

Mustache waxer? It's so old, it comes with an ear-hair curler.