@Chris Bowman: That was rear-engined, not mid-engined. Engine was behind the rear axles.

Requiescat in pace, Pontiac Motor Division. The driveways and front yards of the deep South will be all the more unflattened. The cinderblocks that your wheelless, rusting cars lie on will forever wait for your resurrection. You led a good life, transforming mundane Chevrolets (and the occasional Toyota) into "Driving…

@Fluffy, Pushbroom: The distant cousin of the Anal Sprinter!

@A strolling player can't find his avatar: The Mysterious Anal Utility Wizard earned yourself a heart-clicky. I wish it could have happened under different circumstances.

@TriShield: So the essence of Pontiac is a rebadged Chevy Camaro? Well...I guess you're right.

@Dana Dansereau: Agreed, it really embiggens one's vocabulary.

So long, Saturn. High school stoners in their hand-me-down cars will be fishbowling after school in the church parking lot for you.

Best. List. Ever.

Oh, and for those of you who love Achewood as much as I do...this is Pat.

Wait, don't they sell Chevrolets in Europe already? Why not just keep it as a Chevy anyway? I know Opel's the relatively-not-shitty brand over there, but any excuse for a rebadge is justified, I guess.

Judging by the Youtube videos, it seems like the entire world is out to get him. Was he a Nazi war criminal in a past life or something?

@Pixel: I remember seeing that in an issue of Car and Driver about 10 years ago.

Too much?

@Gearhead_42: Exactly. This is why coachbuilders are still in business.

@Pessimippopotamus Parkingtonius: 1989...you mean, a year when Chrysler was actually profitable? Yep, sounds pretty retro to me.

@pauljones: It's a 1963-66 Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud III Mulliner Park Ward. And if you like it, then you're a racist!!!!

HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE NEW CHRYSLER 300!...

My parents once bought me a papercraft clock that supposedly worked. Came with dangling weights and working gears of various sizes, of which you had to glue the teeth on individually. My mom ended up building most of it, and I never got it to actually do anything, probably because the unhealthily-obsessed…

@A strolling player can't find his avatar: I love how back in the day they could get away with calling these cars the "Chinese Eye" because casual racism was the norm and Chinese people sure as hell weren't gonna snap them up!

I saw the side profile and instantly though, "when did the Chinese start building Toyota Solaras?"