Yeah, but will it fit in the back of a Fiero?

@Landau_Calrissian is a Plastic Paddy: And kids, that's why you will never amount to anything and why nobody loves you. Also, you were all accidents, and I'm never using Durex condoms again. Goodnight!

@TENGRAM: I honestly don't know what's worse or more sad: the dorks hailing Obama as the next Jesus, or the dorks chastising him as the next Stalin.

Now if he had finished that statement with, "It's a 1967 427 with a 4-speed Muncie and a Stinger hood," well, the girls would have had the same reaction but I would have giggled with delight.

@not4one: Yep, the Highlander. There's only one of those, however.

So if this looks like a shinier Outback (especially in brown/bright silver two-tone), is this the car of choice for upper-class lesbians?

That looks like the exact same bright red Jensen-Healey that was parked down the street from my house for the past 6 months with a giant FOR SALE sign on the windshield. That car was a mess, however; the frame was bent, the doors were misaligned, and there was rust all over the lower panels. A few months ago it…

On a little boys first day of kindergarden his grandpa was driving him to school. They passed a field of cows and the little boy said, "Look grandpa, moo moos." His grandpa said, "You're going to kindergarden now, you have to talk like a big boy. Those are cows." "Okay grandpa, cows."

"Sand Cat" doesn't exactly seem like the best name for it. I suggest calling it the "Huge Bitchin' Motherfucker."

I think this looks awesome (except for the slab-sided rear center, which looks like they phoned it in, hence why it resembles an icebox). For a business plan, GM should just make cars that look like Hot Wheels toys. I mean, what do they have got to lose? Market share?! Pah!

@Hello Mister Walrus: Given that they're represented by small Chevrolets, it's rather appropriate.

@citroen67_now available with T-bar Roof!: wow...um...gotta say...when I first saw that concept, old men's penises was not the first thing on my mind.

@undefined: I wouldn't feel as bad about driving the shit off it.

@JCWhitless - Honda killed the S2000 to afford to advertise ...: By not getting COTD myself, I am in fact protesting Chrysler and their treatment of automotive journalists.

@pauljones: Oh, definitely not, considering that's basically what I'm doing. I just don't find the appeal of (what I imagine is, since I would probably burst into flames on principle if I stepped into one of those conglomerate H-D dealerships/fashion boutiques) getting a brand-new flat-black Harley Nightster and…

See, this is why doctors recommended that they let Travis rest after his multiple concussions, instead of going out and designing custom Subarus.

You know what would be cool? If they actually landed some of the stunts once in a while. Just sayin'.

I tried something similar, the Applebee's Asian sesame chicken rice bowl once, willingly. The entire thing was basically a racist joke in a bowl. I felt like I had set my people back a thousand years just by ordering it.

@pauljones: Well, I'm building a 1976 Honda CB550F in my garage, does that count?

@layabout now with V8 power: I'm a huge sucker for the DS, it's one of my favorite cars. I'd "settle" for an SM, however.