They should have hacked it to a picture of goatse.

I also had to vote "Nice Price", because even though it's not the most flamboyant piece of 30s Teutonic engineering you know some old fart with too much money is going to inevitably drool over it at Pebble Beach.

@WilliamG.: But, but, but it's got that, uh, cylinder deactivation that lets him drive on a, um, nice frugal 4 cylinders! When he's not going anywhere over 10mph! See, Chrysler still builds relevant and efficient cars!

And this is why I lost faith in humanity again.

@Madness (Possibly Sparta, maybe baggy trousers.): It's a weather map prediction of the 2009 hurricane season.

Are they being chased by Inspector Clouseau instead of Roscoe P.?

@Deartháir: Some people find that to be a turn-on...

Sure, being an automotive journalist might seem glamourous and exciting, what with Ford giving you free drinks so you can hit on the Maserati booth professionals, but dreamers like you and me rarely realize the dreary side of the job: sifting through press releases like this.

I'd take my own car and put machine guns on it.

@pauljones: Clearly he's in some twisted parallel universe where Toyota still builds the Supra, MR2, and Celica All-Trac.

@NiceNurseRatched: Haha, I laughed. Then I cried because I realized how true it was.

@jduffy13: What sort of universe do you come from where 500hp Mustangs and beastly off-road Baja trucks are considered "boring?"

@Ash78:

I'm looking forward to the post where Murilee explains how to calculate your very own Enraged Neighbor Index.

@Ben Simons: Somebody's a bit touchy about their shaved head neo-mullet, I see.

Mmmm,bacon.

They should keep anything older than 1980.

@plyhard13: And the next Dodge EV will come with a Phantom game system from Infinium Labs, complete with a free demo of Duke Nukem Forever!

@Hoser Dave enjoys a rusty trombone: Japanese, Chinese...oh what the hell, like they can even tell themselves apart!