It's got a cop motor, a 72-volt battery system, it's got 10-inch tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before internal combustion so it'll run good on regular electricity. What do you say, is it the new Jalopnikmobile or what?

@dustystrings: Look, this all may sound well and good to enthusiasts like us, but I really hope they sell these in droves. I hope these things fly off dealer lots, and that the environmentalists, politicians, ignorant college kids, coffee-shop employees, and the government will be satisfied with how many of them are…

@georgejetson: I'm pretty sure it's the same lot where Paul Walker found that right-hand-drive Skyline.

@Mad_Science: I love how eerily accurate that site is, and how the creator is just as white as those things he lists.

@Jo Schmo, Keeper of the Continuum Transfunctioner: ...as it's commonly referred to in Detroit.

Oh good, with all those millions of smart cars running around this should finally put Tesla back in the black. Wait, what?

@Sloop_John_B: Thank God, too. Nothing made today would even come close.

Hey, at least theses guys don't sound as desperate as Chrysler.

Oh sure, laugh now. But just wait until they start landing those innocent-looking coupe things on the shores in droves, it'll make Red Dawn look like LEGO Star Wars.

@ZenoAerosmith: We have failed you, Edward Murrow! How shall we be punished?!

Of COURSE he's listing it for a friend, nobody wants to be caught dead listing something as ridiculous as the MOGZILLA and still expect people to still consider his antique collection of Cabbage Patch kids, still in their unopened boxes.

Well, what about this?

@UDMan: THAT SURE SHOWED 'EM, THOSE BASTARDS! ;)

@SlowMo: Anything with "Capri" in the name.

Are those Buick wheels?

I hope that includes all the Hummer dealers.

@mechimike: I've bought an impact driver (one of the old-school kinds, that you whack with a hammer) and a pair of wire strippers from there, and so far my limbs genitals are still intact. It's not like I'm going to be fixing space stations in orbit with that stuff.

Bet the red ink is made from Tibetian dissidents too. You sound like they're putting melamine and lead in their products on purpose just to screw with Western imperialist pig-dogs or something.

That actually looks pretty good, especially with red and with smoked lenses.

@Deartháir: a Cruder, Fart-Joke Version of graverobber: Hey, over here! You got the wrong guy!