@tonyola: Yeah, that's pretty close, but I got this instead...

@Deartháir: a Cruder, Fart-Joke Version of graverobber: There, now you can quit your whinging, dammit!

@Rick Astley: I only wish more ecomentalists would heed your advice.

Great, something else to tailgate me on the Masspike.

Well, it's NOT the one in Gone in 60 Seconds, that's for sure.

@Deartháir: a Cruder, Fart-Joke Version of graverobber: Oh sure, you sound optimistic now. But just wait until some gremlin at Chrysler (possibly hidden in a Jeep warehouse somewhere, just waiting for his moment in the spotlight) decides to fuck us over while this thing's still in the tubes. They'll give it a 3-speed…

Subaru Legacy (not the hideous new one at Detroit right now).

@Mike the Dog: Couldn't agree with you any more. The '63 Galaxie is one of my favorite cars in the world.

I suppose the current Legacy wasn't batshit ugly or insectoid-looking enough. Looks like we'll be holding onto our 2006 for a bit longer then.

@FuzzyPlushroom: When I was in Boy Scouts, I was riding back in my friend's father's Nissan Hardbody pickup. It was a manual, but no tach.

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave.

I kinda dig the details more than the overall shape. It manages to look both sleek and bloated at the same time, which is a tromp l'oeil that's pretty impressive to pull off. That interior looks so slick that the huge gearshift looks cumbersome as hell; makes you wish they had stolen the slick rotary knob like on the…

And how many more bailouts is this going to take?

Damn, that thing looks like a bad cartoon. It also looks French, for some reason.

You know, surprisingly enough, that's probably the best interpretation of the Dodge crosshair grille yet.

This counts as a crossover? Why, because it has tires the size of Ferris wheels?

Hey guys, remember us? Remember the Charger 500 concept, the Turbine Ghia, the Prowler, the Copperhead, the Chronos and Atlantique, even the Newport Phaeton? You do? Good! Wanna buy a Nitro?

@Deartháir: a Cruder, Fart-Joke Version of graverobber: Remember the kid in high school that seemed like he was kinda cool and had everything down right? He dressed like everybody else, liked the same music, and sat at the right lunch tables, but everybody knew there was something really creepy and weird about him,…

The Camaro has been delayed again. In other news, the sky is still blue and gravity still works.

My neighbor's silver Mercury Marauder.