But his name's not weird enough!

@pres: now with 25% more malaise.: Well, I've been barking up the wrong tree for the last 3 years. Thanks for ruining my life.

The BRAT - a mythical vehicle of legend.

That's right, fatties! Wake up at 3am in the morning and jog 40 miles to work!

"Diablo Audi" seems strangely appropriate.

My high school reunion's coming up. (It's been 2 years!)

@ROCKYLIFE: Well, I was joking for the most part. Still, it's sad to think that in the 21st century people are still taking this sort of thing seriously.

@Mad_Science: That was Lenny, and that was awesome.

@creamed_corn: They've successfully infiltrated our dry cleaners, our nail salons, our all-you-can-eat buffets, our water supply, and all of San Francisco.

@layabout met the real Santa: I'll be honest, that actually kind of looks better than the H1.

@theeastbaykid: Or my Jeep Liberty Renegade Patriot America, Fuck Yeah 9/11 Pearl Harbor Remember the Maine & Alamo! Edition.

@Eric Lai: As a fellow Asian American, I find it kind of sad that it's something that people have completely forgotten about.

@STR8SIX: Lucky you were, I didn't think the kind of people who perpetuated this knew how to use the Internet. After all, there's furrenorz on the tubes!

@layabout met the real Santa: While I think some cars like the Miata, Boxster, Z4, and SLK are genuinely interesting cars that I'd like to drive/own, everybody has to draw the line somewhere.

I've been on it twice, it's pretty amazing. The train leans slightly into the corners, which isn't as disconcerting as you would think. It's 40RMB for a round trip from the airport, and once you get to LongYang station you still have to take a bus to downtown Shanghai (if you don't spend 15RMB poking around the maglev…

"Oh wow, that's...pretty ungainly."

@combat chuck: They paid for all dat fancy-pants kolluge book-lurnin', let's see dem uze it!

If the British were pissed when Nanjing Auto took over MG Rover, wait 'till the Chinese get their hands on GM!

@Deartháir and his eight little drained beers:

@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: So easy, a Wall Street loan manager can do it!