So that's how the Taurus X and Sable were killed off.

I wish we could support animated GIFs as our personal pictures, so I could annoy everybody with this.

@Wes Siler: We can only be so lucky, so people like my parents won't equate all motorcyclists with this guy.

I love how the Chevy van in the back is straddling both lanes, as if the driver's contemplating the right time to snap and plow through the mustard cloud of smugness before him.

The face that launched a thousand terrified screams.

Lelouch would be proud.

So it's an old car some people had sex in? Be still, my beating heart...

@Thrashy, grumpy young curmudgeon: Damn, beat me to it.

As a guy who's currently working on his own PMH (Project Motorcycle Hell), I'm seething with jealousy. It's like assembling a giant LEGO set!

@┤├NICKNICK: Nice. Captures the essence of the Carpocalypse.

...approves.

@jodark: Interior opinions are subjective, but when you claim that the Corvette has an interior that looks like a "Micheal Moore bowl movement" (as disturbing as that image is) and then laud it to the EVO, it's like comparing, well, Michael Moore's bowel movements to each other.

"Saved by Zero? What does that even mean?!"

And 3 hours later, they finally made the epic journey across Japan.

@jodark: Never mind, I read the rest of your posts. You're just another fanboy who hasn't been in a new Corvette ever and is trying to lead us down another Z06 vs. GTR 'Ring time circle-jerk. So much for credibility.

@jodark: You had me all the way up to "Amish leafspring suspension".

@EffieGodinka:

You forgot #12: If you're GM, give Michael Bay lots of money to put it in his movies, promote the shit out of it, tout it as the car that will save the company, then delay it until your children open up retirement funds for themselves, by which time it'll be thoroughly disappointing and forgotten.

@Feds: I hear GM can't even afford to give away one of their XLR-Vs away to the MVP.

This looks like a caption contest: