Fundamental Christians don't believe in the concept of irony; rather, they take faith in the theory of "intelligent stupidity."

It's official: graverobber officially has far too much time on his hands.

I was in the middle of nowhere, northern Massachusetts (Winchedon, if anybody cares) on a scorching summer day. I had never paid with cash before, and I didn't think the 20 bucks I gave the surprisingly friendly gas station clerk would be enough to fill up my Nissan Xterra. So when the nozzle clicked over at 19…

@staaave: Damn, that's wild.

Triumph Spitfire, obviously.

@68stang: Heheh, "propane".

He should be glad the UAW doesn't build airplanes.

So it's Chinese, that explains why it looks like the mashup between a 500 and a last-gen Sonata. I was wondering why these guys would combine so many generic cars in the first place.

@jodark: How about honkey? Has that been approved by the NAACP?

@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: Imagine how much more fun it'd be with if you had some uppers, downers, screamers, and laughers.

Every time Clarkson and his ilk are mentioned, take a shot.

This is why the Xterra is awesome, and I miss our family's 2001.

@layabout: I'd say more like this guy - he even has the hammer pants already!

This man approves.

@acarr260, Plecostomus - Now with 20% more Algae!: I think you guys missed the sarcasm here.

Wow. Overreact much?

I'm glad the wrench wasn't painted a few precious inches lower.

@NovaloadMissesPolar: Give the retiree a Santa beard and hat and call it a holiday party.

@Ω ß®ªғғ: "Other" pirates?