He's not...I would know.

Yes. I am sure that that GIF is funny.

BUT WHERE'S ALL THE TWEETS FROM THE PEOPLE WHO DO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!? DON'T BE SO BIASED TO THE UNINFORMED!

NO NO NO NO! You totally could have called this article "Culture Wars." Do I have to think of everything around here?

It'd be a hell of a lot harder to find a pay phone now!

"They're going to be overexposed. It's too much of a good thing." Said the owner in a league where each season lasts 82 games and half the teams still go the playoffs

I prefer to go old school with my music collection.

Citations, please, or we need to put your comment in the same oh-so-scientific bullshit bin as Human Almighty's.

Ah, I posted about this dude without seeing your comment first! His story was very inspiring and hopefully will reach many more places.

Why does everyone feel the need to blame obesity on anything that isn't lack of proper care of your own body? Why must be claim we are being marketed poison instead of claiming that we don't know what we're putting in our bodies? When will we acknowledge our ignorance and stop blaming society?

Scores of Idiots Don't Realize Sapphire and Chronic Is Making a Joke

I would think this makes more sense..

As a researcher/scientist, these articles are insanely frustrating to read. "Things that I can't pronounce, or be bothered to learn about via scientific research, are scary and related to SCARY THINGS and buzzwords and every disease known to medical science. AND I WON'T ELABORATE ON IT. I just want to publish…

yes. yes it is a thing. other things: pudding. churches. very small rocks.

Guys... this band is a contrived joke. I know this because I was friends with the drummer Sam Fishman in college, and he, while a really nice guy and a great drummer, did absolutely nothing except hang out, play music, smoke pot, and play Mario Kart (I have this on pretty good faith because I did it with him too). …

idk. plenty of past contestants from Biggest Loser enjoyed their experience + have kept the weight off

Pretty sure most of these twits don't know Coke's a global brand.

Like it matters. With Barack HUSSEIN Obama in the White House, we'll all be speaking MUSLIM within a few years anyway!

C'mon man. Keep that fucking Sriracha away from those wings.