That thing is 3200 calories.

Who says we want them fixed? This is delicious.

It says that you are at risk for the condition if you are above that threshold, and that it is not in and of itself a magic number. Your contention is essentially yelling at a street sign warning that you are at risk of being hit by a car if you jaywalk, shouting, NO, YOU AREN'T HIT BY A CAR IF YOU JAYWALK.

I dont know. Tanking is the hot button issue at the moment, but is it a serious problem really? Can we point to teams that intentionally throw away season after season to retool? I dont think its the case.

The Dallas Cowboys of basketball.

Those girls are so edgy.

"I hope you get rapped"

Geez, talk about an offensive lineman, amirite?!?!

A jealous Tim Tebow knows EXACTLY who Tom Brady is high-fiving.

A slightly more accurate map:

Maybe its an official Michigan look?

"Tom Brady looks to murders his receivers" Ahem- Too soon.

I do this all the time.

1. This guy just redefined the whole "Daaaaad, you're EMBARRASSING me!!!" gripe.

Is he a half-back?

The NFL's decision makes more sense when you consider what Riley Cooper has been wearing...

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Chicken & Egg, wise guy.

He's trailing Lee Fucking Westwood. For all intents and purposes, he is leading.

No joke: I got this for family friends who had season tickets at the Coliseum: