This is fucking fabulous. I have never loved Deadspin more.

This is seriously awesome. You’re carrying on the Gawker Media tradition of doing smart, challenging, in your face work. Keep it up.

I’m not pithy enough to make a good joke about this, so I feel compelled to go the serious route.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

I’m not sure they can do that according to the rules- but if they can’t do that, they SHOULD be able to. Nothing tells people not to try decking an official like punishing the entire team for his stupidity by declaring an instant loss to them. Seems fair to me.

If I was on that crew I would say that the game was over and the team that schmuck was on had forfeited.

I kinda like it. I can read power five analysis anywhere.

I’m sorry, I cannot get behind you re: that statue. That thing is fucking excellent. If I were a billionaire, I’d certainly have a statue built in my honor of me leading a charge of panthers with a football in hand as my weapon of choice. FUCK YEAH

I hereby plagiarize your JTC phrase from this day forward. Excellent work!

White supremacists are out of control, period.

Knew it wouldn’t take long before someone dropped the “actual job” comment...

I thought people from NJ usually took credit for stuff from New York, not Connecticut

But a certain faction of your uncle’s Facebook friends will swear he isn’t on an MLB roster RIGHT THIS MINUTE because of the war on Christianity.

... annnd Adrian Peterson loses a kid he actually cared about.

Then why did he bring this up as a counter-argument?

He believes that the killing of black people by police is justified by the crimes black people commit against each other. He clearly can’t handle free speech or criticism either.

I did my first 2 years at a CC. I got an dual AS in EET and CS for 6k total. I then went on to get a BS in Software Engineering, which cost an additional 30k. I saved about 25k and got the same educational value. Also, I had small classes and more attentive instructors for the “101" stuff you’d have 200 students and a…

This is just sad, and so unnecessary. Students always have access to community colleges, which are real institutes of higher learning, and are a wonderful bargain for students. If you’re thinking about signing up at a for-profit, check out your local community college first.

Dear Officer Asswipe:

Yeah but he can’t come out and say “look, America is racist, why do you expect our police forces to be any different?”