“You guys are heroes”

My favorite part about Blue Lives Matter is how the guys that are constantly thanked for quietly and thanklessly doing their thankless jobs are suddenly the loudest martyrs the day we stopped thanking them and people feel the need to apologize for it

“They only showed him kill that guy on replay” is my favorite comeback of all time now. Find that hill and die on it, buddy.

As an alum, I want to be clear. The campus isn’t allowing anything. The state lege is and the campus has fought it all along but as a state school, has run out of options to prevent it. Profs have resigned over it.

there is a word. “Texas.”

If you’re the type of person who plays Bucs vs. Broncos in Philadelphia, maybe the game isn’t the only thing with a glitch.

This is also a good result which is not technically a fuck-up.

Welcome to Deadspin Jordan. Just a word to the wise, careful writing negative articles about the Seahawks. Their football illiterate fan base has a tendency to sue or start change.gov petitions in response criticism or rational negative thoughts about their defense.

Cal’s equipment staff consulted with several internet message board trolls who specialize in moving the goalposts.

So you also read Cyanide and Happiness. Cite your sources when you steal jokes!

He’s Hanjo.

He’sout there doing the Lord’s work and people have the nerve to get hostile with him? When did things get soserious that people have to rage sohard at such low rankings?

Full disclosure: I’ve never actually read a Trump tweet. Serious question: Are these real, or just something Torch cooked up for laughs?

Sources say that he’ll be signed by the Dallas Cowboys even if he goes undrafted.

Fun update: U of Dayton says he’s no longer welcome.

Why slum it at Baylor? Stanford has an opening on their swim team

Word has it he has already been accepted at Baylor.

Hillary supporter here.

Man, I’d love to see Wilson’s Google history the day before it happened. Do you think he just read the Wikipedia articles?