Pretty sure the ship sailed well before that, in the mid-90s, when they all voted for a GOP-controlled Senate led by Newt Gingrich, who married his high school geometry teacher at age 18, divorced her for a younger model when she became too cancer-raddled, then cheated on wifey 2 at age 58 with future wifey 3 (23…

Pretty sure that ship sailed when they all voted for a thrice-married former reality TV show host and serial liar who was cheating on his third wife WHILE she was pregnant with his fifth child... or something like that.

She was married to a man? Good lord. Well, I hope everyone gives her the same respect and privacy that she gave the Parkland victims.

Will the millions of words and phrases floating around in the average person’s head, somehow he can only think of the word “nigger” when he’s trying to say “neighbor.” Not “headboard” or “namer” or “napalm” or anything else. Just straight to Hard R-land.

Every now and then I still come across random dudes on the internet insisting that it’s somehow effeminate for a man to sit down while peeing, which seems like a weird hill to die on. I feel like there are dozens of ways for me to show what sort of man I am, and this really isn’t one of them.

From the headline, I thought this was about killing people. Sheesh! Not sure what we called it back in my day, but it wasn’t that.

Or, don’t keep skunks out of your yard, because they are absolutely adorable and only spray as a last resort. One summer I took to feeding a pair of juveniles that would show up in my back yard at twilight, because one of them initially had a bad leg. No animal is dumb when food is involved, so I was able to teach…

My brother passed two weeks ago after 18 months of brain cancer.  I don’t know whether it would have been better or worse if it had happened suddenly.  On one hand, I got to say goodbye.  But on the other hand, I had to watch his decline.  Either way, I feel empty inside.  Like the sun set and will never come back…

Did she lead a life of luxury? Yes. But she didn’t have much choice.

You aren’t a feminist.  You are a creep who defends some rich asshole who protected her pedophile rapist family member.  

Working hard? As a Queen? You read what you just wrote? Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. She was in charge since WW2 and done nothing to right the wrongs of the empire.

Women die every day. 

Thankfully, the pedigree and procurement of the artifacts were carefully annotated by British historians and the British museum. The former colonies have sovereign governments now. The UK knows where to find them. I am sure they would be pleased to be the caretakers of their own shit.

She helped pay 12 million pounds for the sin of one her adult children. Bloggers pointing out that she shielded him is accurate. 

You know he is trying to angle his way into that funeral.  I am sure all able former Presidents will go, except Trump.  He will not be invited and he will melt down on his failing Twitter clone.

RIP. But it is time this outdated, feudal system died with her. Return all the land, gems, artifacts etc to their rightful origin.

I wonder if Donald Trump will offer to the royal family a plot at his Scotish Golf course.

She seemed lovely, for a Queen.

I’m not a republican, and you can thank republicans for that.

30 Rock had “glaring faults”? There are probably a few nits you can pick here and there, but I recently re-watched a few early seasons, and it’s still one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen.