when is this fucking piece of shit going to be indicted? the DOJ’s investigation into Congressman Pervert McFivehead started in late 2020, nearly 2 years ago. If it’s because his boy Greenberg is spilling SO many beans they can’t keep them straight that’s one thing, but do something.  (also, why can’t I help thinking…

For a party whose main platform seems to be “AH ELITIST PEDOPHILES!”, the Republican sure love them some elitist pedophiles.

Why is the treasonous Matt Gaetz walking around free and trying to groom minor victims to exploit and rape? Why are Republicans around him allowed to be his accomplices?

Palin is the proto-Bobert, and people apparently love having messy, unqualified media stars leading the charge to destroy our democracy as long as they stick it to the libs.  

Thought of Palin, Greene and Boebert walking the hall of Congress together is depressing as all fuck.

Why is it that Trump’s harem of Stepford Wive Candidates keeps getting through? The only commonality is they are “attractive” and willing to bow down and kiss “The Orange One’s” feet.

This might just be hilarious given how she’s going to arrive and somehow be regarded as on the left of the GOP now…

If she wins the seat, it might get weird in Congress for professional Sarah Palin cosplayer Lauren Boebert. Picture those old SNL sketches where someone is doing an impression then the actual person comes on set. 

always has been.

Fair voting is fucking Kryptonite to Republicans.

Are we sure that picture up top isn’t Sacha Baron Cohen in disguise?

*looks at photo of Mark Gietzen*

There goes another reich-wing shitbag into debt, in order to re-count a vote that wasn’t even close (ad-nauseum). Hopefully he can’t just declare he’s bankrupt, just like his lard and enslaver tRump. Although cashing out the retirement fund is a pretty gutsy (re: idiotic) move.

“The will of the people is secondary to what I think my imaginary sky fairy is saying to me.”

He came chest to chest looking to fight? He’s goddamn lucky they didn’t shoot his ass dead in the street. Guns are for self defense, and that’s EXACTLY the situation where dumb mother fuckers might end up shot.

Gee, and I thought the shortage was because Trump was hoarding.

Sillier goose, accountability is for the poors and normal people like you and me. It is NOT for Heisman trophy winners, thus sayeth the Lord.

“If they can do it to a former President, imagine what they can do to you”

MasterClass series on Personal Branding

She’s had an epiphany. Good for her. Now she can fuck off.