“When a woman unloads a husband, or a husband unloads a woman, however it happens, death, desertion, divorce - the three D’s, when that happens, a woman blooms. She blossoms. Like flowers. Like fruit. She is ripe.”

Get a new phone number.  It’s not as bad as you might think - in fact it can be rather liberating.

Never rub another man’s rhubarb.

Whatever its virtues - Cybertruck is mondo ugly.

But of course white men are angry. For thousands of years nobody has challenged them on their perceived birthright to be owners & arbiters of every-dam-thing. Wokeness is their kryptonite - keep smashing it in their faces.

It is amazing how portion control ( if you really stick to it on a daily - weekly - yearly basis) - has such a major effect on weight control. So if you use a fairly small mug - chances are you’ll be consuming a lot less of a high calorie desert than using your go-to bowl. And small mugs can be used for many foods & sn…

Seems the fanny pack industry has been trying to convince us that they are back in style.

Seems the fanny pack industry has been trying to convince us that they are back in style.

Here in the northeast - a proper Greek salad must have lettuce - tomato - cucumber - green peppers - pepperoncini - a real Greek-style dressing - and of course more fresh feta cheese than you can possibly eat on one salad.

The kid was yawnfully irrelevant even back in the 90's when he was allegedly relevant.

Yes - its worth saying again ..

As long as bikes are using multi-lane highways in the U.S.- sharing them with massive trucks - giant SUVs - big pickups - full-size cars etc. - riding will be very dangerous - even without psychos trying to cause accidents.

First Pfizer shot at start of March - second one 4 weeks later at end of March - had a mildly sore arm for a day after the second shot - but nothing else I could certainly pin on the shot itself.   Maybe a dull headache for a day - but I’ll get that from a poor night of sleep - which happens - and too often.

Trump got a lot of empathy and well-wishes on Friday night when he flew to the hospital after his positive test results were made public - and he got it from many people who are usually very harsh critics of his.

As for being a Bernie supporter - maybe if she’d done a bit more than just wear the shirt - he might have won more primaries and might now still be in the race.

Good advice - its true supplements have not been clinically proven to stop viral or bacteriological infections. Some could help reduce symptoms - or aid with faster recovery - even if that’s achieved mostly through a placebo effect.

Yes - Joe Biden is another old white guy from the Dem establishment - he’s always been gaffe-prone and can occasionally spew something nearly as head-scratching as a Trump tweet - but overall he’d be a marked improvement over the criminally incompetent serial liar now squatting in the White House.

The media coverage of it is overblown - over-hyped etc .. - but the fact is CV is much, MUCH more contagious than any common strain of influenza - or common cold - and the fatality rate is considerably higher.

I like to reuse one that says: “Isopropyl Alcohol” — makes people think you’re pretty tough when you can keep drinking from it and not die.

Coronavirus is something to be aware of - not something to be irrationally paranoid about. It’s true that common cold - regular flu - even measles & mumps and many other contagious - preventable diseases are a much greater threat - esp. to those who don’t get vaccinated.

Martinis are yummy - but olives ? not so much. Solution is a blueberry martini - garnished with - you guessed it - blueberries.