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I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

No one’s as irrationally confident in their looks as fat white dudes. Like, they’re always the loudest critics of other people’s looks, particularly women’s.

Yes. How “strange” that a black man, when confronted by a cop, would put his hands in the air. It couldn’t possibly be that he wanted to preemptively signal that he was unarmed, given that so many other black person-cop interactions turn deadly without provocation.

Goddamn I’m gonna miss her.

Guys, I think we got played.

Wait, does Mary think 2 Timothy 3 is helping her cause? She thinks that is describing Trump in a positive way?

Get fucked. Women spend their entire lives walking around being (at best) vaguely concerned with what might befall them against their will on behalf of men who are “just having a good time”. Go eat a bag of smashed assholes if you don't think that counts as assault.

On the one hand: LOL at anyone who wears cargo shorts outside of, like, hiking or outdoorsy activities.

Good. The faces of perpetrator’s of heinous crimes should only be immediately and extensively published if that person is still at large and the public needs to know what they may look like. Otherwise, it serves absolutely no purpose.

Serious question: is the GOP just inherently stupid?

Honestly, the US didn’t deserve the Obamas. The crap we put them through was shameless, and they handled it with such poise and grace. Also, yay, National Parks!

YES - and here is an amazing fan video to celebrate. I’m going to share it everywhere because dammit, I’m tired of feeling like I can’t be excited.

In all seriousness, the over-prescribing of opioids is a serious problem, and I will eat my hat if this doesn’t unleash the litigation wave a la tobacco.