What a Betty Draper

This is a bad take.

Dalton’s arm looks weak and they almost never move AJ around. Also, they never have Hill/Bernard/Mixon on the field at the same time. Their offense is predictable.

“Man, she had a fat ass. You see her ass? I had to squeeze her ass. I had to grab that fat ass.”

Can a president pardon IRS debt?

Keep fighting the good fight, friends.

If you want to meet a former Knick in the parking lot during a game for a fight, I’m sure James Dolan can arrange it.

If you had asked me that when I was a new mother, I would have told “mommy porn” would be me watching someone else (anyone- I have no standards) clean my house, do laundry and change diapers while I rest for just one fucking minute.

“I called out the Kenyan/What they done to me ain’t right/But racism is cool again so I’m back on Monday Night.”

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

He just grew a third ball.

Hey that’s great, but who are the cheifs?

They made the best rum cannonballs...

What did the other wing look like?!

I seriously thought this was going to be one of those bullshit spam comments about working from home and making money that get posted on here from time to time.

“These are the dumbest fans in the NFL.”

Good grief — Two of my teammates and I hated it every time one of my teammates thanked Jeebus for helping him score a TD. Should I have called them out?

Got it. Kneel for an anthem: “Don’t bother putting on my uniform”

Get DUIs, beat up women, kill people: “Welcome to the team, you have respected the squad and conducted yourself predictably.”
Get fucked.

To everyone: if your exhaust is loud, car or motorcycle and you modified it that way, you are a dick and most likely an asshole.

All I have to say is fuck all these assholes in my neighborhood on dual sport bikes with no muffler? Jetted exhaust?! That can be heard from blocks away, and these guys are always revving the shit out of them for no apparent reason. Fuck them in the earhole.