He hit him jestyfer no reason!

Oh? Did they take this picture too?

Am I the only one that thinks this should be a home run because the ball still leaves the field of play?

A question from a Canadian. From most things I hear, even American’s who identify as Democrats, or left leaning in their politics are against public health care. Why? Is it taxes? Because I mean shit, if you’re paying like a grand a month in insurance premiums I can assure you your taxes wouldn’t be that high. It just…

Not sure how you can argue MLB and Overwatch are similar enough to cause confusion. I mean Overwatch players are in far better physical condition.

And the winner for accidentally posting in the wrong thread is...

That headline...yikes.

Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.

Condition has been downgraded to Gnarly

And this, sir (or madam?) is the best comment that will appear on Deadspin all day, possibly all week. Mozel Tov!

My family is from War Creek, KY, right in Breathitt County. My dad remembers riding a mule to get to his grandfather’s house, while his folks had to walk on the unpaved and undrivable road. We had shiners and revenuers both in the family, but the family reunion was an armistice, since the organizer is a tee-totaling…

A professional wrestler in a high school gym in rural Kentucky is better informed than our president.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

Now this is a tire going bald.

I’ve decided to take my talents to the McDonald family down the block.  

I grew up with a “We’re never going on another god damn Vacation Dad”

My sources tell me he’s taking a massive pay cut to play for the Warriors.

When did Grant Hill come back??

It’s got to be a Tebow jersey. Some juror would make a “he and me christian” connection.

“Perverted Little Tarts” sounds like a perfect name for a Williamsburg bakery that only makes anatomically correct baked goods.